Probably Alone Forever.

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables


omgidrc:

lol people who complain about not having a boyfriend and i’m over here wondering if guys even know i exist 


ricksanscrotum:

I LOVE HOW OBAMA ALWAYS SAYS “GOVERNOR ROMNEY”

LIKE YOU’RE JUST A GOVERNOR YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING ELSE

ITS SO SUBTLY SASSY


queermarauders:

*looks at straight couple* so which one of you is the YA protagonist and which is the romantic subplot?


telapathetic:

"buy me mcdonalds and touch my butt" image


futuresexapades:

The sad fact is, if you chase someone they run away. You have to play some bullshit game.


skeleton74:

is he… you know………….straight? not that theres; anything wrong with that i was just asking.. some of my friends are sstraight so im pretty accepting of people like that.Maybe he and i could play foortball toegther, or something Straights like ot do! :)

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